GQ's Definition of Cheating

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"Get some scissors and clip the next paragraph. Laminate it. Carry it in your wallet. I don't mean to sound self-righteous; trust me, I've made the same mistakes as all of you. I'll be clipping it, too.So, what's cheating? What's not cheating? I'll tell you.Looking at porn is not cheating. Flirting at a cocktail party is not cheating. Having a female buddy at work with whom you eat lunch every day - not cheating. A shoulder massage from a woman at the bar? Could lead to cheating, but if that's as far as goes, it's okay. An occasional lap dance? Survey says: not cheating. Now, kissing a woman who's not your wife or girlfriend - cheating. An overwhelming number of your peers will also tell you that if another woman has her lips, breasts, hands, or toes on your Johnson, that is cheating. (Jerry, I'm sorry. Sex with guys is still cheating.) If you're lying about a work assignment in Scranton, Pennsylvania, so you can spend the weekend with your lover in Atlantic City? It doesn't matter what you're telling yourself, dude - you're cheating. And if you have a line as elaborate as "In the pants is not cheating; out of the pants is," you probably shouldn't be in a relationship at all."

~ Davy Rothbart, GQ contributor